Slap Chop
by Ontel Products
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Kitchen and Housewares Reviews of Slap Chop
Customer Review: Life-Changing Culinary Experience!
Summary: 5 Stars
How has my life been since purchasing the Slap Chop? Its been a mostly blurred dream, really. It has been six days since the fateful package arrived at my doorstep, emblazoned with Vince's smiling face.
I was eager to test the limits of the Slap Chop, and I quickly put it to work chopping various foods. Much to my surprise, I could not find a limit. I started simply, with just a small amount of onions. Perfection. The sublime taste and cut was orgasmic to my taste buds.
Next was carrots. Surely this more robust root vegetable would cause some strain on the machine. And yet, it sliced through them with ease. I was amazed.
Nuts? Vince assured me I would love his nuts. Perhaps a more apt description would be that I could not stop salivating to his sultry, succulent nuts. They were chopped so smoothly, as if they were the softest butter.
At this point, I noticed myself becoming a little delirious. I had to force myself away from the machine. "Nails!" I thought. "The Slap Chop is no match!"
How wrong can a man be? For I tried to harm the Slap Chop, and it asserted its authority. The nails were pulverized into fine powder, a talcum powder-like consistency. It is then that the Slap Chop spoke to me. Orders resonated through my head. I have been its slave for almost a week now. I feel my free will slowly draining away.
Customer Review: Why all the hate?
Summary: 5 Stars
I was about to cancel my order from slapchop.com (not here at amazon) after reading some of the reviews here. I'm glad I couldn't (the order had already been processed). This product actually works and I'm sorry if it doesn't work for some of you. Maybe your delivery person chucked it down a flight of stairs and it broke. Otherwise, it should work great, like mine does. There are a lot of good tips included with the package, and some of the positive reviews here. Follow them, and you'll be fine.
Slapchop is not magic, folks. It is a tool. A tool is only as good as its potential, and its potential is as only as good as its design, combined with the skill of its user. Take up the cross of the user and be the best user you can be. Thank you, and happy slapchopping.
Customer Review: Maybe I received the one good one?
Summary: 5 Stars
I LOVE my slap chop! I've used it to chop garlic, peppers, onions and tomatoes. I've made larger chunks and tiny, tiny diced ones. I've had no issues cleaning it. It's pretty simple to use...really, all these problems with something that couldn't be easier? Put the blade guide on correctly, twist on the clear plastic base, put in your pieces of veggies, etc. slap the $%#* out of it and whalla! diced veggies. The more you slap, the more they are diced. Twist off the clear base, pop off the blade protector, sponge clean, rinse, and done. Chop on a hard surface, put the blade guide on CORRECTLY, slap down on it hard and you will LOVE IT!Customer Review: Works as Advertised
Summary: 5 Stars
After reading the reviews on here I was really unsure about this product but decided to purchase anyways. I am really glad I did becuase it makes chopping food so much easier. Here's the deal.....YOU HAVE TO REALLY PUT SOME FORCE INTO THE CHOPS. So far I have chopped onions, garlic, fresh parsley and oregano and have had no issues with food sticking to the blade or leaving big clumps.
So if you are half a## hitting the stem you will have all the problems that the other reviewers are having, but as long as you use some force it will work as advertised.
Customer Review: You're gonna love my nuts
Summary: 5 Stars
I bought it solely out of amusement from the commercial. For that purpose, it gets 5 stars. Jokes aside though, it actually comes in handy quite a bit in the kitchen, especially as I have a lot of fresh fruit and veggies that need chopping. Works perfectly on nuts, chicken, onions, lettuce, cookies, just about everything, and I love pounding it while shouting about not having boring tuna or a boring life. Be careful with the plastic shield though, it breaks easily if you bend it at all, which is why I landed on this page while looking for a replacement shield.