The Hillary Nutcracker
by CSB Commodities
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: CSB CommoditiesBrand: CSB Commodities
Model: HCN1
Product features:
- Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of Hilary Clinton
- Stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell
- Stands upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring
- Guaranteed to be the talk of any Party
- Hand wash recommended
Kitchen and Housewares Reviews of The Hillary Nutcracker
Customer Review: Queen of the nut-nut-nut crackers
Summary: 5 Stars
Well after seeing Betty Dravis's review of this product I just had to purchase it. See I'm going to be a father for the first time, and if I have a boy I feel this little product will come in really useful. In our day and age children learn by visualization, and explaining the differences between well mannered women vs. unseemly women is not an easy thing for a young father. That's where the Hillary Nut Cracker will come in handy. Now I didn't buy this product for it's ease of use, and I'm quite sure I could have purchased a higher quality Nut Cracker for the money. But how would my boy learn what happens to a man if he chooses the wrong women. Better yet, if I have a little girl I can't think of a better product to teach her the hardness that can consume one's heart if she chooses the wrong man (Hillary was a little girl too, she didn't start off as a Nut Cracker).
As far as Nut Crackers go I can't say this one has the best design, and it might make your male friends cringe having to eat their nuts after Hillary's crushed them with her thighs. All that aside you should get some good laughs out of your friends for this product. Just remember it's a product of nostalgia. Like Hillary it really doesn't meet minimal performance standards.
P.S. All kidding aside I think Betty Dravis is right on the money. Anyone who lives in the public eye should have an open sense of humor on such things. I'm sure Hillary does. At least I hope so. "What did ya hunny? The IRS and FBI are at the door. Got to go, I wonder why the feds are here to see me?"
Bottom Line: A parody product that's intended more for giggles than actual use.
Description of The Hillary Nutcracker
Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.Nut Crackers
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